You like challenges, that is the point?
You had many in college, good fun.
Like hurting people
who can't hurt you
or peeing on things,
it's fun and that's really the point?
IF YOU GET ENOUGH PONIES THEY CAN BE TRADED FOR GOLD
"They are fun challenges, not a big deal." You say explain to others, who often tell you that you pranks are fucking awesome,
It is a big deal.
You spend hours in your room just pacing, listening to country music,
one click away from buying a dog from the internet while naked
ALWAYS NAKED.
This is your method of thinking best, and that what you are when it comes to pranks
and challenges.
That's how it is going to stay.
YOU KNOW ALL THE ANIMALS THAT ARE EXTINCT
This is great!
Only once did your college buddies think that what you are doing might not be the
greatest thing that has happened.
"I can't pee." Your fellow friend, frat brother and person whose is helping you and you helping him in a challenge
of peeing on another frat brothers socks, a classic and good fun.
You had figured by surveillance the persons routine.
You even paid a bad person to slow this person down
if they got within 2832 feet of the house, the exact amount of time that your friend,
because of his body weight, should take to pee.
But he was being bad
and not peeing.
So you calmly put a knife to his throat and in a kind way said,
"We are gonna finish this challenge, it's going to be a riot, now pee."
He did and it was, now you design high end mans clothing.