Friday, April 29, 2005

forever

I came down a hill and there was a friend
right there at the end of the hill
"want to get some pizza?"
"yes"

Thursday, April 28, 2005

click

go to a car
and go in it

47 from cleveland

"heres for all the champions
all of them
may you stay champions"
my grandfather would have said
while snow looks at a knee

grandparents are your parents parents
that should be said outloud once a week
while you pee thinking of the midwest

my grandparents didn't say much ever
but they were funny
I like the idea that they headed butted something in their lifes
and I like the idea that they must of been excited to be grandparents
the most serious thing we ever did was probably them cleaning my
bum and thats great.
THUNDER BALL!

yup

There was a pig in my back yard
this I accpeted with a click that i was proud of
went outside and told all the pigs
that I was going to buy a sweater
yup
and to think that i have a mom and dad

Monday, April 25, 2005

packed lunch for your cousin Bruce on sunday

TV isn't fun but its allways there
and it's trying
it gives all it can

plus there are public pools out there

so wear red shoes sometimes
and look at a basset hounds face
because beans can be eaten cold
plus everyone knows that:
karokee isn't really much of a joke to anyone
nor should it be, because we were all seven once

"ok" with crayons and 1985 winter gloves that actually can't grip anything

Monday, April 18, 2005

we have hands we can build things

i like the idea that you know
my grammer mistakes
and
because of this
you can picture my face if I ever make it to Africa.

it makes me smile to
know your smile

I really do remember the first time I watched you do a jump kick

you had a big face and smile

things are only sad when you think they stop

I try to do good things in words spelled from thoughts
but they don't help alot of the time
I think they do
and I can point to steel mangos
but then I have to put my arm down and there i am
point being
I will
put my bare foot undergound
near a river and eat chocolate for you
trying to learn by moving the that there is no differnce between
the words: island and cement

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

to orange with a slight red, said in cozy trailer park

I went up to a person
and did not know what to say

then a bird flew out of this persons mouth
the bird exploded into unheavy weight math fragments
and then we
talked about how much we liked baths

it was nice
thanks bird

then I did a cross word puzzle

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

ADVICE FROM THE PAST:

It's ok to accept swearing as a productive measure in this world of paces.
OR
eat sugar.
or
listen to the same song over and over
or
think about what your thoughts would be if you thought about starting something knew
or
nap
or
be the best for ever.
or nap.

thank you

the ninth step, it's 12 o'clock, on your first sleep over party

You like challenges, that is the point?
You had many in college, good fun.
Like hurting people
who can't hurt you
or peeing on things,
it's fun and that's really the point?

IF YOU GET ENOUGH PONIES THEY CAN BE TRADED FOR GOLD

"They are fun challenges, not a big deal." You say explain to others, who often tell you that you pranks are fucking awesome,
It is a big deal.

You spend hours in your room just pacing, listening to country music,
one click away from buying a dog from the internet while naked
ALWAYS NAKED.
This is your method of thinking best, and that what you are when it comes to pranks
and challenges.
That's how it is going to stay.

YOU KNOW ALL THE ANIMALS THAT ARE EXTINCT

This is great!

Only once did your college buddies think that what you are doing might not be the
greatest thing that has happened.
"I can't pee." Your fellow friend, frat brother and person whose is helping you and you helping him in a challenge
of peeing on another frat brothers socks, a classic and good fun.
You had figured by surveillance the persons routine.
You even paid a bad person to slow this person down
if they got within 2832 feet of the house, the exact amount of time that your friend,
because of his body weight, should take to pee.
But he was being bad
and not peeing.
So you calmly put a knife to his throat and in a kind way said,
"We are gonna finish this challenge, it's going to be a riot, now pee."
He did and it was, now you design high end mans clothing.

Saturday, April 02, 2005

I haven't watched an entire movie in a long time

I told someone something awesome
and
they smiled
if I keep this up for ever
I will go to heaven!