Soda

The soda stayed on the ground
we had bought it a few hours ago when there wasn't anything to do
after we bought it the weather was still 47 degrees and nobody
wanted to drink a large soda

electric clocks

thankfully
my hands and feet
would beat the shit out of my face

DAVIS

SUMZY
I took a fish out of the water
BAM
A marching band went right at me just when
I had created a never seen before version of a
cheese
hot dog
didn't need them but I demanded that I get braces
in high school

I caught the fish with my bare hands
wanted to send it in the mail to a
friend
that wasn't doing well get her back that
dirt bike of hers
Best Pie? Blueberry
i write the name of someone I don't know on paper each day
astronauts can be seduced
SHAMZZ

fastforward karate kid

"I'll I am is fashion!"
I dressed apple sauce in my pee
I brisket it has Scotland urine as I transformed from human to horse
took six hours
was excruciating
they loved it
they is them
them is two people who I have no idea who they are
they are in a large box
with peep holes and they watch me or cn watch me
i am doing it for charity
although I did tell the agancy that the hottest shit only comes for free
will they except my sweater
run down a tunnel pretending to pretend to be naked
necks are just Chevez
Nashville

emotions versus diving boards

emotions fight paste all day
you can see little bits of sofa lint on there backs

ffffffffffff

orange shirt
drink piss
brick
shoes
Micheal J Fox hitting a homerun
Luther.

2 hour bath

I will never live the life of one who kills a pirate

people run for fun

YES!

kids who are sarcastic about being sarcastic
which includes me
should walk through africa
then sing karokee for real
animals in america will whisper in our ear that clothes are for warmth
American middle class white sarcastic males have a special place in gods heart
they are in a way the most realist.

good orange juice

people try to so hard to be happy and kind
american pop songs and end of movies
i will slay the bad stuff for you
for ever and ever
try not to watch porn or tell a joke about it if you do
and eat a comically large breakfast with your mom once a year
then when all is said and done sing a made up word
thank you

summer or classic rock

eat a plum

wool
sugar
friends
pools
histroy

mix tapes

Donald

What a wonderful dad say's:

you can do anything! with anything! so take a nap

For a man named James Garraldo in Texas America

call me Chester please!
call me Chester please!
thank you
and here is you plane.

(big trumpet blast)

ting-bing

when I pat things
my hands and feet feel good
or
remeber the sound
of kicking a big red ball
sleep well
or
jumping is the bestest

let me tell you buddy

yup is a good word
lakes are good things
most people are good
so paint you chair

ok

everything at times is
pretty much boring
said into a wool hat
which makes things
ok if not even good

fuck, bitch, asshole, shit, ok.

things are things are people

things happen
so you might as well try
to make them as good as you can!

on that note
nicknames are important
they just might be as important as pie
that's a promise to 3:47 in the morning
for the word buddy

Jane

through back a homerun ball
then yelled "I will have kids"
went home made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
then cried
woke up and through all my porn out
breathed
got a bad hair cut on purpose and felt ok with it
the barber kept on talking about his bum knee
I didn't know if it was a joke
but I laughed and he laughed
i'll put gold in a sandwich
i'll look at peoples photo albums more
i'll pretend animals are aware of death has much has children are
i'll listen to them
and when I find out the score of that game
i'll fight with glory

all second baseman know santa

3rd place in every board game

looking down from an airplane
it would be easy
to tell people
how to get out of a cloud
then again they could say
i see your airplane
if you say a word long enough it changes it's meaning