fastforward karate kid

"I'll I am is fashion!"
I dressed apple sauce in my pee
I brisket it has Scotland urine as I transformed from human to horse
took six hours
was excruciating
they loved it
they is them
them is two people who I have no idea who they are
they are in a large box
with peep holes and they watch me or cn watch me
i am doing it for charity
although I did tell the agancy that the hottest shit only comes for free
will they except my sweater
run down a tunnel pretending to pretend to be naked
necks are just Chevez
Nashville