ted

“There are mirrors at the bottom of buffets”
I was told while I going on a rocket ship
I told the captain to wait and jumped off
a ferry boat hours later.
While in the water
I naturally questioned who I was
as I was debating this
I saw a sea lion
but it was my old friend Ted
“You should have stayed on the rocket ship”
he said hours later crying
“I’m no match for a rocket ship.” he said
"Why were you in the water?" I asked