reasons to have kids or not take naps

buffets will continue through eternity
a fact.

went to a wedding and everything
went has planned

thats the car i want
when am seven
but need a brick
when am 36

you remember the first time you rooted for the villan
or when famous people looked like your family?

no wander there is a massive increase in the amount
of shoes each person owns

all that everybody wants is to watch
science fight science
while being content

"O hello Connie,"
"sure."

a poem about magical birds

was at the point of eating toothpaste, making
a ladder with what came out of my ears
but when I opened the bathroom
all these magical birds came flying out
"look at all these magical birds" i said naturally
these magical birds flew away
probably to someplace wonderful
I didn't get mad for a second nope
I had said "magical birds" naturally
thats a good start for a day
don't know if candy is bad or good anymore
thats not healthy
fly on magical birds
were trying hard

faces

I don't remember that much of the past
I used to though
when in elemantary school
kids would count out the addition tables
I memorized them
I won for two weeks stright in the addition flash card matches
I knew it wouldn't last that long
till they started to memorize them also
there was a girl named Julia Ryia
who counted them out for a long time
she didn't seem to care if she won
everybody liked watching her
you could see when she had the answer on her face
by her smile
everyone remembers each others face

mango juice

people who like george washington give the best hugs
lets destroy water until
we are invited on TNT
when on
ping pong balls enemie will yell to us to get naked naked
surly we will do so
"now you have ruined everything" they will laugh with glee
when asked to leave
we say
"imaginary friends never die"
just like old friends slow dance five minutes before you wake up
Price is Right till dawn has Bombay dances on flet
don't worry everybody knows everything about you
so your safe
I like sunsets there pretty.

middleness

when I see you
I think about getting new good socks
and that is my love drifiting down with no landing

keyboard
third mistake
little car
drunk by noon
cowboy knowing his a cowboy
end of calculators
the sun winking shyly

spit three times

to all the young ones who don't believe
its possible that there could be anything better then fireworks
those big things are for you

4th of july in a submarine

Jimmy Brown eats hot dogs
thats one reason way boats look happy
and tv dinners throw
even happier metaphors over the
grand canyon landing and making
steel curtains with brunt holes
big enough for every face