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Don’t sleep for 6 days.
Call up everyone you ever knew in high school.
On the seventh day sign up to be a mascot for a college you don’t attend, don’t get chosen but root for them either way when you can use the field.
Pretend you’re an apostle while rooting and let it all out.
Have your Mom pick you up in front of the stadium right before practice so that the entire team can see you.
Sing a song to your Mom as she drives you home that makes her cry so that she pulls over on the side of the road.
While she’s crying go get scolding hot coffee and pour it over your foot. Do this the entire season till you foot is deformed.
Kick field goals with the deformed foot. Don’t know what it means to do it, but know it does mean something and when you black out know your in some way closer to it.