poem about family

You find the most boring person in the world
You tell them all your hopes and dreams
There is a knew kind of bath on the market
its perfect for the united states champion of checkers
you bring the most boring person in the world there
and you watch the checkers champion slowly form a smile
while in the bath
on the giant TV that over looks the thousands of people who
are watching this event
this is what it’s like to have a cousin who as never
dry humped anybody, and
won’t leave the town they born in.