What if?

What if?

Water is the best

Water is the best!
you need it to live
without water there would be NOTHING

OK

The cat moves
And you watch it move
Then the cat moves again
And you watch it
Is this why Jerry Lewis is afraid of the dark?

Everything

You want to be real?
Sex
You want to be it?
Death
You want to be because?
Silence
You want to be you?
Eternity
You want…

diving

Sit down and look around.
There is a table and there are chairs
The chairs are padded well and
look very comfortable.
They have very good proportion to the table.

Dive of a diving board
And name all you girlfriends or boyfriends
If you hit
the water
before
Naming
all of them.
Make a pyramid
with all the floational
devices
Go in them and know that you wouldn’t eat ice cream in there if you could.

chairs

Sit down and look around.
There is a table and there are chairs
The chairs are padded well and
look very comfortable.
They have very good proportion to the table.

poetry

Darkness talked to light once.
It forged an umbrella and under this umbrella clich’a had orgies.
Truth looked from the outside alone.
Truth would get drunk and have sex with sarcasm. Clicha would get drunk and have sex with silence.
And hate would record it and masturbate to it.
And fear would artificially incimnate
clich'a.
Who gave birth to red roses.

Trip

It’s a trip for the best and they were in a tent. They weighed over 750 pounds together but still looked good.
“The wind is like the moon and the moon is like the wind. The lover said to the lover.” Ted said
“Do you guy’s listen to AM radio?” Tommy said, it was the first words he said all trip
“Fuck the radio I have 237 channels.” J said.
They woke up at 6. Ted sleep till two in the after noon. Tommy and J went fishing and got three fish.
By the time Ted got up the fish were almost ready to eat.
They all drove back to town the next day, but stopped to buy supplies for the kidnapping.

Lindsey

I went to my friend Lindsay’s house her father was dying. Lindsey always asked me if I could bake her a cake. I thought this was kind of stupid. So I told her,
“I don’t have any icing to put on it.”
She went to the store and bought icing and I just break danced while she ate the icing with her fingers. Her mother came home and we helped her put up the American flag.
There were ant’s near the flag pole and Lindsay’s mother asked me to name one.
I said Charley, the father’s name.
Lindsey’s mother bought four more cans of icing they ate them with a fork and smiled watching me break dance all day long.

France

A women tied her shoes near a cross walk, she did it slowly.
I wish had this women’s name and that she had gone to France twice.
One for love
Two for putting weight’s on her and jumping over a fence.

tyrone

Don’t sleep for 6 days.
Call up everyone you ever knew in high school.
On the seventh day sign up to be a mascot for a college you don’t attend, don’t get chosen but root for them either way when you can use the field.
Pretend you’re an apostle while rooting and let it all out.
Have your Mom pick you up in front of the stadium right before practice so that the entire team can see you.
Sing a song to your Mom as she drives you home that makes her cry so that she pulls over on the side of the road.
While she’s crying go get scolding hot coffee and pour it over your foot. Do this the entire season till you foot is deformed.
Kick field goals with the deformed foot. Don’t know what it means to do it, but know it does mean something and when you black out know your in some way closer to it.