ted dansion

you go on a date and keep on telling her
"I'm a bad boy."
she smiles a smile that says
your a child in a war with a red toy boat
and she as already done a piece on sign language
on dead animals

you make love while you wear leather
then she watches you fight some high school kids
"I'm a bad boy." is the only thing you say to her
and you say it often
she tells jokes about snow globes at the gallery
she works at
can you even believe that Ted Danison wasn't shot yet.

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You defecate in your pants in a way that makes sense to only you
you meet a person in a two dimensional plane
the person says
"if your not dying or having sex, then your lying." You laugh
and develop a fast food commercial that humans like so much
that they sing it in dogs ears
your walking down the street and you see a person
singing to there dog
you take the dog and suspend it exactly between
the distant of the earth and sun
using the resurrected organs of everyman who as
died in war and women who has died in giving birth
it's cliché you know but you try to win